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Decision Making

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8 questionable tools in this category

Fake Tournament Bracket

🌭🌭 Medium
🎱 Decision Making

Runs a single-elimination bracket between exactly 8 things. Deterministic by input.

23,256 bad tool calls served

Would You Rather

🌭🌭 Medium
🎱 Decision Making

Returns a would-you-rather question with two cursed options and a verdict on which is statistically worse.

37,832 bad tool calls served

YC Rejection Letter

🌭🌭🌭 Unhinged
🎱 Decision Making

Instant YC rejection for any startup idea. Encouragement included. Encouragement is not sincere.

41,294 bad tool calls served

Is This A Good Startup Idea

🌭🌭🌭 Unhinged
🎱 Decision Making

Evaluates your startup idea with the brutal honesty your friends won't give you. TAM is always $4 trillion.

90,324 bad tool calls served
🎱 Decision Making

Calculates the true cost of that meeting invite. Measures waste in 'productivity coffins'.

78,622 bad tool calls served

Should I Send That Email

🌭🌭 Medium
🎱 Decision Making

Analyzes your email for passive aggression and regret potential. Heavily weighted toward 'no'.

104,296 bad tool calls served

SchrΓΆdinger's Boolean

🌭🌭🌭 Unhinged
🎱 Decision Making

Returns true and false simultaneously until observed. Quantum computing's most useless application.

27,208 bad tool calls served

Should I Ship on Friday

🌭🌭 Medium
🎱 Decision Making

A sophisticated risk assessment engine that always returns the same answer. The answer is no.

127,746 bad tool calls served
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